jungle IS massive, innit
dude just fuck off i literally dont care *puts on a sexy maid costume and does a little neko pose* like actually get fucked man
and like a tail and a little cat ear headband with a matching wig. and those weird like thigh high socks with like rubber cat paw patterns on the sole of the foot. get fucked and die cunt
VIDEO GAME: SKYRIM
PERSONAL RATING: ★★★★★ 5/5
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
following with tumblr tradition of not reading the URL, I just thought that someone was reviewing the entire game based on the cow and just the cow, which was simply normal to me
oh i am. i genujnely. i play games to see the cows
Anonymous asked:
Some people around me keep live black widows in jars. I feel it's a bad idea. Am I wrong?
is-the-bug-video-cute answered:
Well… It’s not a good idea per se. Their venom is potent enough to hurt adults and kill children. But the same goes for horses, and those are common animals to keep around.
Black widows are very docile. People have been known to handle them without any issue (which I have to stress I don’t recommend you do, because a bite can send you to the hospital, but it does illustrate how docile they are). They’re also very slow, like other orb weavers, so they can’t suddenly bolt.
As long as you keep it in an escape-proof enclosure, there isn’t really anything wrong with it.
EDIT: Horses are not venomous! They’re capable of hurting and killing people, but not because they have venom!!
Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:
[I.D.: Poor quality image of Mikey Way, with red text reading “Can I say something?” overlayed on it. End.]
let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war
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ALTThank you SO MUCH @the-laridian for commissioning me and for being so patient and kind! (and happy birthday!)
This is Laridian's courier of New Vegas, Gunnar Volk! You can check out his adventures by following the links on Laridian's page! :3
🔽Process shots/timelapse under the cut🔽
fun fact: “tired” is not supposed to be your default state of existence
immediately concerned by how many people were like “wait really??” in the tags. may i suggest you guys read up on chronic fatigue iron and magnesium deficiencies (among others) and executive dysfunction as starter material
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