Important Life Hack: why buy Regular Boring Adult™ Band-Aids when the kid’s fun character themed Band-Aids stick better anyway. Do you know how many times a regular beige bandaid has fallen right off me after like 10 minutes? Many. Do you know how often these Star Wars bandaids have fallen off? Never. If this Darth Vader bandaid comes off I have to forcefully rip it off. Darth Vader thinks those dumb regular bandaids have failed me for the last time
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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.
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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.
this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass
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The funniest Star Wars twist would be if instead of a family-reveal it was a not-family-reveal where Kylo Ren finds out he’s adopted and not even related to Darth Vader at all
“Kylo, I am not your grandfather.”
“Noooooooooooo!”
STAR WARS TFA CHARACTERS YOU SHOULD FIGHT.
- Kylo Ren: If you insult his hair and Darth Vader enough, you could probably distract him enough to win in a fight. But other wise, you probably shouldn't fight Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren is a giant pissbaby, but he's also crazy and has a lightsaber.
- Rey: Rey can use the force and a quarterstaff and can kick your ass across the galaxy and back. don't fight Rey.
- Poe Dameron: I mean, sure you could maybe win in a fight against Poe Dameron, but why would you want to? What possible reason would you have to want to fight Poe Dameron. Don't fight Poe Dameron.
- Finn: Why the fuck are you even considering fighting Finn. The guy stood up to the First Order and Kylo Ren and was renowned for his sharpshooting. Also he is a cinnamon roll. Why do you want to fight Finn? Plus, if you hurt him, Rey and Poe will come after you. Don't do it.
- Leia Organa: She is force sensitive and a general and a princess and also gave birth at one point. she'll kick ur ass.
- Luke Skywalker: without his force powers, you could beat him. do it. fight luke skywalker. do it for shits and giggles. fight the old man.
- Han Solo: (Too soon? too soon.)
- BB-8: Don't? Just don't????
- Chewie: why the fUCK ARE YOU CONSIDERING FIGHTING A WOOKIE?
- Hux: Fight him. Do it. You'll win.
The funniest Star Wars twist would be if instead of a family-reveal it was a not-family-reveal where Kylo Ren finds out he’s adopted and not even related to Darth Vader at all
i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking
this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary
No but this could totally be a thing.
Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.” Marriage for everybody.
He’s pro gun-control. Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.
He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage. He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty. He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.
Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.
can this be real?
Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing
he murdered children with a laser sword
i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking
this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary
i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking
this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary